One thing that is not in the new spouses brochure in the Air Force is that you WILL gain weight when you move to Germany. Is it because German food is delicious?Eh, kind of. More like the sun doesn’t shine for 9 months, so you have to eat a lot to comfort yourself. Oh, and wine is cheap. Now, as a bombshell, I embrace my curves. After all #bustygalproblems was basically written about me. However, when my mad cute clothes don’t fit anymore, we have a problem.  I begrudgingly began my new health regime. Charming also said he wanted to get healthy and joined me. What did he do? He started p90x. Show off. Me? I started swimming a bit, got back into yoga. I also cut out all fun things in my diet. Well, except Chinese food because… Chinese food. Now, did I lose weight? Bahaha, no. Charming went down two pant sizes. Why did I ever marry him? Oh yeah, he’s pretty. So here I am, complaining about my weight instead of working out. If bitching about your weight burned calories… It would almost be as glorious as my car running on hopes and dreams.

~LittleBombshell