I am SO excited

Why, do you ask?  I just put down my deposit for a Celeste Giuliano photo shoot! !!!!! That’s right, soon this gal

image

Will be working with the BEST pin up photographer in the known universe. Except maybe  Neptune. That’s one sexy extra terrestrial object,  so obviously their photographers are top notch.
Check out her work… and drool over it at celestegiuliano.com. I’ve never seen better work, and two of my three best friends model professionally.
I don’t think I can fully express how excited I am for this.  Maybe this will show that the pin-up life is for me. I hope so. I’m shit at geography, so there isn’t much else I would be good at.
I’ll keep you lovelies up to date because I’m vain as fuck. I love you all!
Now back to the wine.
~Ellee

Looking for a laptop is a great excuse to be vain.

So, my laptop is on its way out. It’s impressive, though, since it has lasted for four years. As someone whose super power is being a human EMP, that is quite the achievement. Now, the keyboard is jacked (my fault since I type with purpose) and the space bar only works half of the time. Even typing this post is driving me to drink.

I’m looking up reviews of different computers/tablets/whatever and realizing I have NO IDEA what I’m doing. How do I make myself feel better? Play with makeup, of course!

I'm really good at looking at the camera like a deer in headlights.

I’m really good at looking at the camera like a deer in headlights.

Continue reading