So, my laptop is on its way out. It’s impressive, though, since it has lasted for four years. As someone whose super power is being a human EMP, that is quite the achievement. Now, the keyboard is jacked (my fault since I type with purpose) and the space bar only works half of the time. Even typing this post is driving me to drink.

I’m looking up reviews of different computers/tablets/whatever and realizing I have NO IDEA what I’m doing. How do I make myself feel better? Play with makeup, of course!

I’m really good at looking at the camera like a deer in headlights.

I’m a big believer in not giving a shit what the occasion is, wear whatever you want to. I will never comprehend buying a piece of clothing you adore or finding a look that makes you feel amazing… then never wearing it. Don’t look for an occasion, if you like it, rock it. One of my best friends feels absolutely beautiful in a tee shirt and jeans. If she puts on something from my closet (we’re close in size) she says she feels weird. She loves looking casual and natural. Me?

Not so much.

Shout out to Keeley for giving me awesome nails. Check out her website (KeeleyXOXO.com) because that girl got hit WAY too hard with the pretty stick. And she’s amazing. And we should have a two man show of us drinking wine and being idiots… as we do 99% of the time.

She loves to be girly and pretty and wear some hella sexy outfits. Does she do it to pick up guys? Fuck no. The same reason I don’t wear dresses and a lot of makeup to make guys want me. We have husbands. Gorgeous husbands. We dress the way we do for the same reasons casual girls like Emily dress the way they do. Because we like it.

I have no idea why this is so shocking of a concept.

Yes, I can be vain as all hell. I own way too many clothes and look at my reflection in every mirror I pass. I also used to work at a veterinarian’s office and read at least three books a week. Us bombshells are fascinating creatures because every chick is a bombshell. You’re a bombshell, too. Trust me.

The moral of the story is that we all have things that make us confused or we hate, like computers or baseball. We also have things that make us happy. I won’t judge you for loving technology or having any idea what is going on when the Phillies play the Yankees. Just don’t judge me for looking mad cute.

More importantly, if anyone has any ideas on a good laptop or tablet to invest in, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I’m 467% done with this research.